i really like this one .... its a hahahahaha for me.
Pete enjoys 2 holidays a year. One when his wife goes to visit her mother and two, when his son goes away for boarding school.
Based on a survey, a bank concluded that joint accounts between couples were never overdrawn by the wife, it simply was under deposited by the husband.
"Do you know i own a bank now?" "Oh really? What is the name of your bank?" "Piggy"
"Judging by your complaint, it seems your sickness is heritary." "Thank you doctor. In that case, send the check to my great-grand father"
