the tomato.

3/31/2005

My Family

Simply, i usually don't like my dad. He's a fiery person, explodes easily, stores it inside for sometime and cracks every now and then. One example....he has never been satisfied with my grades AKA digits. 95 is ok, 80 is ok, 60 is #@&&^ and 50 is close to undiscussed.

One sleepy morning, when i was sleeping real peacefully, my dad just grabbed me from my bed, dragged my semi-sleeping body into the hall and gave me a real smack. Then he sent me back to bed. For a primary 5 kid, that was one hell of a phobia-generating event. I never slept well for a year or more after that and sometimes planned on putting some stick in my room.

But he isn't really that bad lah. He thinks alot alot alot of the future more than almost everybody in the world, especially on the financial part.

My mom is a simple person. Somehow she is quite a type of what-you-see-is-what-you-get type of person. Somehow PMS sometimes affects her a lot...haha. She takes loads of pride in packing the house, usually to make it look pleasing to others, which is usually why theres lots of friction among my dad,sis and me versus my mom with regards to this issue. Nevertheless, she always works hard....so scary that i almost feel ashamed.

Lastly, my little sister... the baby of the house....technically. Summarise her: Noisy!!! A real mugger. Enjoys bio, hates chem. o_O// Sometimes she just keepings fighting for the sake of fighting, which usually involves no thinking. Definitely a flaw that can be used offensive. Interestingly, she has been playing diablo 2 for the past 3 years without getting bored.

Ok lah, then theres me. The laziest and messiest and quietest person. Aiya, describing myself is inapriopriate lah!

11:44 AM

3/30/2005

ARGH i hate completing games!!!!!!!!!!! JUST WASTED MY TIME COMPLETING MW4!!! But no sense of satisfaction. DANG!!!!!!!!!!! ARHHHHHHHHHHHH

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a
ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the
happiestcouple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,
burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and
exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one
ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: Itgoes
in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm
ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list
again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us,the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night whenwe
need it but the sun gives us light only in theday
time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was inschool,
history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,my
father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to myfather
that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Resultdeclared,
past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a manbeating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do yousay
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is agood
cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of myrecovering
doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
recordsshow that nine out of ten people die of the
diseaseyou have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father
gotmarried on the same day and at the same
time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't
punishhim ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe
in his hand."

12:46 PM

3/29/2005 Don't Quit !!!!

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit-
Rest if you must, but do not quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won, had he stuck it out.
Don't give up though the pace seems slow,
You may succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit-
It's when things go wrong that you must not quit.

Which Naruto Character are You?
Test by http://www.naruto-kun.com

Kinda CRAP but .....

5:38 PM

3/28/2005

Introducing NiCK's type of music by Dr. Robert Springs. Click the link to download a preview. Hardcore scary....at least for me

7:05 PM

3/27/2005 AEL rocks my shoes, chicken porks, christmas-day-clocks, and everybody's blogs

AEL AEL AEL AEL AEL!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAh! Hear the AEL Cheer!!
AEL AEL Yeah YeaH!!!!!

Anyway, who really cares huh. You guys must be going "eh nick is expressing his artistic retardedness again".

Eric aka doom aka hell was baptised today. It was the first ever NICK-attending-hardcore-chinese-service. Everything was cheena(the really really chim type....kinda). After a brief period of 2years(after june o levels paper) of no proper contact with chinese, i won't be amazed my chinese name (which is 李崇义) might look like blunt pencil marks on a finding nemo colouring book. Hey hey, at least i got to see and talk a bit with some old ole classmates. I won't dare comment on the sermon cause my brain decided that it was a dreamy-day, thereby ending my eye-focusing ability temporarily.

After a brief meal of bandung and stupid stall owner who doesn't want my money, i MRTed my ass home and began my pretend-to-try-to-mug session.

The end. Good night. Now please do me a favour and donate $10 to the NiCK's pocket money funds or NiCK's Piggy Bank Association. All proceeds will benefit the general good. Thanks!

9:39 PM

3/26/2005 Easter

"To remind your family of the Easter story, prepare an Easter basket with 12 plastic eggs that can be opened. On the outside of the egg write a number (1-12) and fill with the corresponding message and Scripture. Open one egg each day, starting 12 days before Easter. Read the message aloud to the family and look up the Scripture in the Bible. Pray together,thanking the Lord for that particular aspect of the crucifixion and resurrection."

2:07 PM

3/25/2005 The Grim Reaper

I met the grim reaper today. He was so scary looking. Hooded in a dark doomish cloak, he greeted me with a horrifying grunt.

"Hello little moony(opposite of sunny), i'm here to ensure that your eyes work perfectly at the wrong time"

As a result, i forgot to sketch my graph on that miserable shit of paper. Oh how lovely.

"Hello little moony, i'm here to ensure that your eyes work perfectly at the right time but on the wrong day."

As a result, i read the part about Log(xy) = logx+logy as log(x+y) = logx.logy

Not to worry, i drowned my sorrows in a bowl of YongTaoFu with lots of sweet sauce.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF I EVER MEET THE GRIM REAPER AGAIN, I WILL FRY HIS EYES AND TENDERIZE MY TONGUE ALL OVER THOSE FRIED BALLZ! SLURP!!!~

12:40 AM

3/24/2005 DISC hardcore personility 17 page report

I was digging around one of my tables in the room and found this real dusty thing and read it through. How accurate it is. I'll just type out 1 page of it lah haha..

Basic Characteristics
1. NiCK can be friendly with others in many situations, but primarily with groups of established friends and associates. (quite true)
2. Socialble and enjoys the uniqueness of each human being (sooo super true)
3. Harmony and cooperation (definitely!)
4. Most of the time appears cool, calm and controlled (I'm not really sure lah)
5. Doesn't always like competition (yeah true!)
6. Tends to lose team-feel when in direct competition (No idea)
7. Motivated through teamwork (Haha, sounds so theoritical)
8. NiCk likes to know he is a valued team member (Who doesn't? wth?)
9. Can't relax until work is completed (Crap)
10. Leisure often includes friends and family. (Maybe friends lah)
11. Patience, control and deliberateness (Yeah! lots of patience....but not when people don't even give a damn)
12. When challenged, becomes objective (no idea)
13. At times, sceptical, which is often misinterpreted as a negative strength...but its only because NiCK is seeking more needed data. (Ha hahahahahahah Joker lah!)
14. NiCK prefers to help and support rather than compete (Yeah!)
15. Looks to people for support and inner-satisfaction as a way to reach his personal goals (50-50)

12:44 AM

3/23/2005 Weednesday

Have you ever felt tried playing sims 2 in weeee hours of a bright and sunny morning(10am) when you're suppose to be signing your attendence for your finAL YEAR EXAM PAPER?!
HOW STUPID BLIND DUMB NUMBSKULLISH BIRD-BRAINED CAN YOU GET?
YOU KNOW HOW YOUR LIFE'S FUTURE IS HANGING THIS SUPER-DUPER VERY-BERI THIN NON-CHAKRA-THREAD?
HOW ABOUT THE AGONY OF HAVING A FAIL WHEN YOU SHOULD GET FLYING RAINBOW DIGIT MARKS?

Thats what happened to me. Except that i didn't miss the paper! Oh how shocked i was to recieve a call from floor mat at 9:55am asking me where i was....especially at the climax of my "Janelle" trying to flirt with my "Benny" in Pajamas clothings, with a green colour odour(thank god it isn't pink or something) leaking through both their PJs....

In a mercurial split of a nano-second(Yes, thats 10 to the power of -9 or 10^-9), i grabbed my dad by his hair(oh how i wish lol) and forced him to zoom zoom me to school on his latest honda machine. Pop!! i ended up in school, 2.5kms away in 10 mins. Not only did i NOT CHANGE, NOT BATH, NOT NEATEN MY DRAGONBALL HAIR, i forgot to pee before going in. Ha ha, ok i'm just making up this peeing story. Anyways, THANKS FLOOR MATT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, the first paper is OFFICIALLY OVER. And thankfully, no dumb question like "What is Anthropometry?" and "Why is the earth not square?" appeared. Only a few funny Qns like "what is precision?" popped up.

Oh, and people...please please please please please! PLEASE read your question paper. There is a big difference between an inverting Op-Amplifier and a NON-inverting Op-Amplifier.I am speaking from experience and lots of marks lost..

Ok, that was yesterday. The way i spent my weednesday is a nerd's worst nightmare. Enough said. I sound worst than a nagging nagger's mother.

7:17 PM

3/20/2005

Science - Hot Air Balloon

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A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude".

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
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There were three men, a brunette, a red head and a blonde.

...one day the brunette said, "I am so sick of ham sandwiches! If my wife packs me this one more time, I'm going to jump off that cliff!"

The red head said that he was sick of his peanut butter sandwiches and if his wife packs it again then he is going to jump off the cliff too!

The blonde said the same, if he gets a sandwich again then he is going to jump off the cliff...

The next day they all got the SAME sandwich, so they all jumped off the cliff...

So all of the men's wives were crying and the bruntte's wife said that she was sorry and the red head's wife said that she was sorry

The blonde's wife said that she didn't know why he jumped off the cliff because he packed his own lunch!!!

10:14 PM

3/19/2005

Exam on starboard front, beware beware! Approaching at surprisingly fast speeds. Over over!
Impact imminent, ETI: 2days 21hours !!!!.

NiCK has be forced by some crazy people to become a mugger. Giving tribute to Chaota baqua, Hongkeetong Thumb, Some-guy-who-has-a-fetish-with-the-red-colour, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and Bionical womany, NiCK hopes to someday be able to bound this fivesome to a torture rack and tickle their brain juices out with a feather.... Tickle Torture. I like i like! WoooOooOOo.

Maybe NiCK should put my aims for results on this blog entry(even though Hongkeetong Thumb keeps insisting that its not important to bother about results <--NiCK's literal interpretation of abstracts from tham's words of "inspiration"). Ok i'm lying, i won't. I guess thumb is right. Anyways, NiCK is suppose to at least pretend to be mugging now, but he(i don't care if you guys wanna insist NiCK is gay or anything to that extend. period &@^*#@) is blogging. So how? Call police lor... Best of all, NiCK is so drained of sleep hours. Having slept 7 hours in 2 days, tardy NiCK is feeling major after-effects. But its ok, cause its only the beginning.

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Having said one last goodbye to wow, NiCK bids one last goodbye to Gycna and Chonggu and Bananaman and Kranal. AwWwWw. .

Cows in clothes, dancing on the rooftop of a bank in a major city in the world of warcraft.

Check out the cow-hunks. Right.

Do you think Naruto or Chonggu has more Chakra?

Gycna VS Kakashi

4:59 PM

3/17/2005 Woo!

Last class day of semester... is in 1 hrs time. Ha HAhahahH!

8:01 AM

3/14/2005

Eeeeeeeeeee ha! Moonlight Sonata by beeeetovan sounds like so nice nice nice nice nice nice! Even though i don't like the piano(hey i do have a grade 6 failed piano practical cert), its just such a beautiful piece of art. One of the few, i really like such as 1812 overture & mononoke hime medley & all the pirates of the carribean music x 1000 & Pachebel's Canon & Veggie tales & Vamo' alla flamenco and more and more and more. Soon i'll just be like listing my whole illegal mp3 list on the net. I think i'm in trouble, i've been listening to Pirates of the carribean soundtrack so many times(at least 10000000 times) over the past few months :X. Hougang Chalet or IMH for short will soon coming to bukit batok to hand me a jacket

This is the game i'm sooo hooked onto now... yeah, its quite old too. Final fantasy 9 Rocks!

The Supposed chiobu of the game, Princess Garnet!

One of the only game titles with a series of 12 games and 1 movie till this date, plus another 2 more games and 1 movie soon to hit the markets, :D. Nick's gonna buy them all gonna buy them all gonna buy them all! Right, thats the plan

5:19 PM

3/13/2005

Race Analysis

100%		Korean/Japanese <----- Do i at all look jap?

0%		East Indian
0%		Middle Eastern
0%		Eastern European
0%		Southern European
0%		Anglo Saxon
0%		South East Asian
0%		Chinese

Gender: MALE

Intelligence	5.9	Average Intelligence	?
Risk	5.9	Average Risk	?
Ambition	5.6	Average Ambition	?
Gay Factor	2.0	Very Low Gay Factor	?
Honor	5.1	Average Honor	?
Politeness	5.7	Average Politeness	?
Income	6.2	$30,000 - $50,000	?
Sociability	6.8	High Sociability	?
Promiscuity	4.7	Low Promiscuity	?

YOUR ARCHETYPE:

Personality Profile:

You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types
You sometimes disagree with Boss types , but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments of certain Academic types . You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types , and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types' view of you
Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.

White Collar:
-Slightly more intelligent and ambitious than the Blue collar type.
Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker

Blue collar:
-Less intelligent and less ambitious than White Collar.
Occupation Examples: Auto/Equipment Mechanic, Factory Worker, Electrician,

1:32 PM

3/09/2005

"Hate is love. Love is hate. The opposite of love and hate is indifference."

-Tam 2005

Somewhat true. Mr tam uses reverse psychology to instigate us to study. By giving us motivation, he feels that we will thereafter use each day to learn. Intentions right, but NiCK honestly doesn't think we're(the BME mates) mature enough to take his words so very seriously. At least for NiCK.....

Too bad for Mr tam, he chose his words well. But it doesn't change our mindset, we're already semi-adults(DANG! I'm OlD :( ) Lazy little NiCK doesn't feel like studying >_<

Also, We are after all, students who are brought up to think that marks are more important than studies. Many times, NiCK's parents and relatives would so often ask how NiCK is doing in school, using results as safety-guidelines to one's future life...... More specifically, income. Not too bad, being real practical. However, it seems they're only interested in school as far as the digits are concerned. NiCK too, am part of this group of digit-faces. Who cares about education? We just need digits to secure jobs!

6:34 PM

3/08/2005

Once again, my cute litty Tagboard is down again. Wonder why, could it be that the hosting websites are facing super high traffic? Or maybe some big baddy one decided that it was time to tell the world that he existed by hacking the host.

Wooooo, this school semester is already drawing to an end. With just 3 weeks to go, and major exams approaching, I look at myself and note lazy i am (as lazy as a cute cute piggy), type it out on my blog for the world to know, yet do nothing about it. Help! Help! Help! Hope to get as many A+s as possible, same as last sem. Only that this sem seems so occupied by World of warcraft. Hour after hour, it never seems to stop. Next sem, i'm gonna quit. Definitely. Better do. Or else....

Geeeze, recently, i helped an organisation sell some tickets for $100 bucks. Thinking i paid some of the debt back(which i'm very very sure 100% i did pay back some at least), i forgot the issue. Only later did i realise how mistaken i was. Not only did i not sign the money slip, all the cash had magically disappeared. I'm sure you're all so happy you don't know such magic arts. So as of now, i'm like super broke. Not only that, i can't go japan cause i'm broke and i still owe floor matt some $80 for WOW and food and stuff. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
&#@%&#@^%&#@^#@!!!!!! Nevermind, I can always rob the bank or do a dare(like drinking all the remainding soup in a bowl of everything possibly grabable mixed together for $20).

I think i need a proper haircut. Shinhan thinks i'm wearing a bowl. I think so too. Recently, bert seems to be super sad. Don't tell you why :P. Oh well. I'm off to study for 2 laboratory test now. IBME & AEL. Sounds cool huh. You liar! haha

10:43 PM

3/07/2005 Addictions

You know you are addicted to anime when:

You call your dog Shinji.

You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"

Your house has an anime room.

You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.

You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles.

Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.

If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything.

You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them.

You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...

You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods"

You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.

You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy.

You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).

Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years.

You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha

For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on japanese name for it

If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat

You wtch Iron Chef constanly to pick up great recipes ( haven't done it but plan to )

You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school.

You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character.

You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.

You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them.

You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.

You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.

To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.

The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.

You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (specail beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye.

You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"

You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack

You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.

You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform

You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.

You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.

Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"

You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make

The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.

You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.

You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.

You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...

You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.

You try to read every book from right to left

You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio...

You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san

You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals

You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl

You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.

You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance.

You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.

Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books

You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language

You call yourself "otaku."

All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.

Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go.

You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away.

Your dreams are animated.

You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru.

You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big

Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls.

When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack.

You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.

You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.

You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.

You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.

You start to speak with an odd accent.

You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.

You know your favorite character's bloodtype.

Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime.

5:04 PM

Operation: Japanese crusade

Objective: 10 day trip in Japan
Location: Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan

Date: Mid-May
Parties involved: NiCK, Fool, Doom, Krik

Problem:
1.NiCK lacking funding
2.Not prepared

Estimated Budget:

3,000.00 SGD Singapore Dollars		=		193,591.94 JPY Japan Yen
1 SGD = 64.5306 JPY				1 JPY = 0.0154965 SGD

(Currency Converter http://www.xe.com/ucc/)

Money Budget indepth: Due to various festivals, transport fees could easily cost from S$700 to $1200. Food: S$500. Sight-seeing and cultural item-shopping: $200. Real shopping: $750.

Assuming max amount: S$ (1200+500+200+750) = S$2650.
Just-in-case-money: 15%

Real ammount needed: S$ (2650 X 115%) = S$3047.50

Tentative plan: 7 week work break. Estimated 5hour/day for 7weeks

Solution: Push trip from May to October/November according to school and money budget.

Remarks: Boohoohoo Nick no money ah! Anyone wanna donate? hehe

3:56 PM

3/03/2005

Flee, flow, fly!

Today's presentation seems seemingly good. Nick & Anle's production: Interview with Doctor Tofu wasn't too bad. Maybe it was good. Hopefully..

Anyway, i saw 2 stupid cats just now having *** in the middle of a field. Almost felt like poking them. Maybe barberque them at the same time. Then again, i won't ever do that to my dog(unless it pisses on my bed or ate my homework), so i presume that won't ever happen.

Lately I haven't been sleeping well...Keep dreaming of something trying to kill me or flatten me or something to that extend. Usually, some guy would be running around with some super BIG weapon chasing my butt. Worst still, i think i'm enjoying the dreams. Thats why it isn't called a nightmare....evidently. Maybe tonight i'll dream of a nice little butterfly landing on my face. Then i'll taste its wings and blow it away.

9:33 PM

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12:21 AM

3/01/2005 Hey this guy stays in bukit batok too

hi all,

..whether you know blenheim or not, if you can, please go nuh blood bank during office hours to donate blood..he is undergoing surgery and needs a lot of blood..your contribution will mean a lot to him and the family..do forward this to any fairsian..

vincent chia
hod, discipline
fairfield methodist sec sch
DID: 6770 6109

Blenheim Tan was suddenly taken ill & had to be operated on to remove a blood clot from his brain on early Sunday morning 27 Feb 2005. Upon waking up from the surgery, he collapsed again today & had to undergo another emergency operation remove a mass at the back of his head. The NUH doctor's prognosis is that it is no good.

The family is in shock & a lot of pain. Let's pause from what's keeping us busy & just pray for this young man who is fighting for his life.

Warmest Regards,
Wong Bick Guan (Ms)
Vice Principal
Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

10:50 PM