Gah! Today's episode of Singapore idol was horrid.
I think only 1 person has a proper voice. Maybe its cause American idol just ended, making our Singapore idols look like complete tweet tweets.
That makes me not a singapore idol fan.
8:55 PM
5/30/2006
Everything revolves around PC. i swear even with my high resistance, my eyes are gonna explode soon.
I'm proud of myself 2day. I stayed back till 830 doing work. And Anle Called from hk.. ahha rich
12:13 AM
5/29/2006
anle, i blog liao.
8:06 PM
5/27/2006
Nanda made me angry today.
I commented that X-men 3 was worth the watch...sort off.
Then he shouted back that we were supposed to watch it as a class and something negative.
My simple reply was i didn't know. After all, it wasn't an open discussion...I really didn't know about it.
So he scolded me for not going to watch it as a class.
And other stuff i don't remember.
Its not as if the guys in my class like to tell me stuff. It may be that I'm not very approachable enough. On top of that, i've got the worst memory anyone can have.
Next time i'll keep my comments to myself, or at least i won't say anything on friday about relaxation, especially on the last schooling day of the week.
How many times have i said NO to a class outing? Anyhow, ITS NOT AS IF I WON'T WATCH IT AGAIN IF YOU ASK ME NICELY.
2:01 AM
5/23/2006
I've really been quite motivated to work hard all of a sudden and quit lazing around all the time.
On my way home in the cab, i talked to the driver a bit. What really struck me was how fluent his english was. Somehow, i like to assume taxi-drivers would be people who can't communicate well.
He told me something which i won't forget. "Girls will flock to you if you have money. If you've got neither status nor stability, you can just forget about girls......much dream about getting married"
The paper controls your fate, the same paper gives you other paper to make more paper. Get the degree, Get the masters, Get the phD. Next time there'll be a master phD. That's a certainty waiting to be confirmed.
I went to Swi's party on sunday. Rather glad she invited me, afterall i'm honestly just a nobody in church. Got a lift to kallang from jiet's dad.(it actually rhymes!)
Swi had everybody sing her songs beside the big swimming pool at a swimming club. Its like putting the fuel beside the fire. She got dunked into da pool by her uni friends......really just shoved her... and i still owe her a nice present. Hopefully swi doesn't read this: i think i'll get her a roll of toilet paper. AHHA
It was a nice party, the food was quite good =D. I want my mom to cook this types of foods too. Yummy!
11:58 PM
5/22/2006
Happy birthday swi! I wanna get into a uni now. BLEB!
9:46 PM
5/21/2006
Another health-hazardous week is over, the milestone of freedom is yet again just beneath my feet. What am i talking about? Ngee Ann poly band concert was just now. I'm free to not worry about making music after school for a while.
Fatigue really caused me to feel horrible this past few weeks. I'm not one who is able to withstand repetition. That seriously is my weakest link. Even drinking water gets boring and i won't get a cup of it, unless i feel the extreme dryness of my throat.
Whiles taking a cab home, after chatting with my friend, who eventually got off, i spoke to the taxi driver. I was quite shocked. His command of english was solid. Probably way better than mine by far... Weird part is, why with his amazing english, would he be driving a taxi.
Ok back to what i really wanted to talk about.
The concert.
It went rather well. Thanks guys for helping me with sales (mom,dad, chaz, daiyan, sam,ilyasthegay,carrot,5d, ynot and doom. Though reuben and van couldn't come) Actually, thanks to all you guys who came including those who bought tixs from my sales rivals.
It was almost full house, quite amazing. Seriously. The week before, we had our little friend kewei nagging about the possibility of not having another concert in future due to horrid sales. It was more than half empty(300+- out of 800). Then all of a sudden, yesterday we only had 60 tixs left.
Overall, it went rather well......apart from some issues with the soloist. Well, i guess thats a sign of lacking of familiarity....means never practise enough. Otherwise, the music went rather smoothy.
OK THATS ALL
2:42 AM
5/18/2006
Life? Its a short word with loads long attachments to it.
Life...its is like a box of chocolates. I honestly don't care what forrest gump's mom said. I'm sure you don't either. That phrase just sounded cool for a moment, so thats why everybody remembers it.
Bet if i said -life is like a roll of toilet paper, you can use it all u want, then it runs out- you'll probably not forget this line even though you know NiCK isn't trying to prove anything except that you should be feeling dumb you wasted 10 seconds of your LIFE reading pointless stuff.
So whats LIFE in my opinion? Life is a word that limits how much time you've got to do whatever you want to do.
Perverts want to have sex their whole life. Bookworms want to crawl around the stinking library shelfs their whole life. Scientist want to invent something scientific in their life. Spiderman-s want to marry mary janes ,but don't cause of their LIFEstyle.
In my life, I rather not plan it out. Its not gonna be nice to see your unaccomplished list of wishes when you die.
"HELP ME I CAN"T TALK!!! I"M DYING DYING HELP!!!!!! GET BE AN AMBULANCE!!! WAIT WAIT I WANT MY LIST OF DO-TOS FIRST!!!!!"
**Flip flip flip**
"F***, i haven't gotten a mistress! I haven't stolen the millionaire's first dime! AND WORST, i forgot to eat my dog's breakfast this morning!"
Then you'll just die seeing the list of unaccomplished stuff.
OK THATS ALL FOR LIFE TODAY. Tune in tomorrow, that is if you're still alive.
11:51 PM
5/14/2006
hi guys! I've lost my links section, in case you haven't noticed. After ages of lazyness, its time to add everybody back! So please, tag me ur blog address! thank you!!!!!
ok now back to wat i wanted to really say
I'm grounded. Ok thats all. I'm too lazy to think of some nice story deceptful enough to bluff u small kids
2:14 PM
5/06/2006 SHIT!
Ahha i see the shit's been well recieved. So i thought i'll actually think some proper shit up and shit it all over the big shiny box.
Shit is like fu*k. It has so many forms. You can use it in many many instances. Like for example:
1. You piece of shit from Mel Phin(myammarish for monkey's ass).
Or
2. You shitted into the urinal.
Combining 1 and 2 to form equation 3, you get:
3. You shitted into the urinal you piece of shit!
There's even a past-tense!
4. You shat in the urinal just now.
It can be used to swear too!
5. Shit! I accidentally pee-ed (no offense pei yi aka pee!) on my pants.
Better still, you can combine it with other swear words to form a chain!
6. You F**king Shit! You pee-ed on your f**king pants!
1 Major advantage Shit has over F*** is that if you say shit in public, its ok. If you say F***, your boss is gonna start screwing around with u.
Back to my shitting machine from the previous post.
Toilets won't be divided by girl and guy sections. Rather, a new system based on peeing and shitting would be invented.
There won't be any discrimination anymore (usually girls say males belittle females too much). You now get to share the toilet with each other. Then the girls sure complain. Guy's aiming not good...etc.etcetc.
So, we have urinals at one side for guys and special peeing devices for girls. The pissing device specially for girls have not been invented yet. But it doesn't matter, this is only a hypothesis.
In case the seat is yellowish due to insensitive guys, maybe these devices would require u to put 10 cents in if its really dirty. This 10cents would activate an automatic cleaner that flushes fluids and sprays the seat with some soap solution. Then it would provide you with a clean piece of plastic with a hole in the middle for a lady to piss through.
Its not ridiculous, not all girl's toilet would be clean would it?(actually i don't even know, i don't ever recall entering a lady's toilet to check for cleaniness)
The other section for shitting would consist 2 types of machines. The Shit dispenser/cooking machines and the machine that pays u for every gram of shit u produce.
It would be a square of activity. People gather together over a piece of shitty bread to chat. It'll help ngee ann poly's seriously overcrowded canteen's issue, especially during lunch hours.
Who knows, this might even come through. Look at what the government has done, they are making New Water from shit.
We're in a new age already. I'm sure cars would behave much like Harriers & Helicopters soon. They'll be flying around. City buildings would be a few hundred stories tall.
Who really knows, Food Shit machines might soon be invented!!!
10:36 PM
5/05/2006
I like Xiaxue's blog. Its just full of plain nonsense that actually makes sense!
Its like being able to prove shit is a good alternative to actual proper food. Rather than buy food, why not just get ur nutrition from your friend's shit?
You go to the toilet to eject shit. Now heres the tricky part. Instead of shitting into an oval shaped bowl, you stuff a tube with lubricant up your ass to prevent wastage of shit.
When u complete your business, you wrap up for the day and collect your pay from the toilet bowl machine.
Then the toilet bowl machine removes bacteria, clears up the smell and cooks the food.
Someone comes along, buys your shit for a fixed price.
The market square no longer is Orchard Road. Its now more convinent. Anywhere you want it to be.
People meet up to go toilet together. No longer would "2 guys asking each other to go toilet together" sound like some cliche gay method of asking for oral.
New, creative catch phrases for financial trading will be developed.
Let dude, wassup in the toilet?
or Hows the shit coming out? Fast? Slow? Or just constipated?
HA haHAHAHHAHAhahhha so retarded
11:40 PM
5/03/2006 Issues
I've got a dumb habit of typing some blog entry half-way. Type it to a few paragraphs enough for a normal post, then i'll click the close button without publishing it.
The elections are all over the papers. I think its quite retarded. Politics is like a game of dota.
The PAP would probably be some hero who has killed loads of monsters, earning loads of money faster than other people. It grew the fastest. Thereby allowing it to gain more powerful items than the rest of the common people.
Now the other parties are catching up. You can't be the winner in every Dota game.
Whenever a politician goes up on the stage to begin propagandaing, they insult their opponents. Its the same in dota. People start spamming in the general chat about how noob their opponent is.
Sometimes, politicians from the same party disagree with each other's views. They then discuss it in team-chat mode. Sometimes, they start to hate each other and insult each other in the general chat.
At the end of the day, Only 1 side dominates. You can't both lose at the same time. Neither can 2 opposite sides win.
Dota Aside, Politics out of your head.
Sometimes i wonder, am I a cheapskate or a spendthrift.
I won't take a taxi unless i'm the only one whose against it(but i won't openly say it of course). I won't buy a single original game unless some idiot managed to psycho me that well, or a psyduck hypnotised me.
However, I won't consider not buying snacks(which seriously burns big of holes). If something is better with just $1 more, i'll spend that extra dollar even if i'll be left with $0 in my wallet. I'm always broke at the end of the month.
