An advertisement on the radio selling salivex
FEMALE VOICE: Do you have dry mouth?
WOMEN: I thure do!
FEMALE VOICE: It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates
your food.. But what happens when you run out of saliva?
WOMEN: Help me, I can't talk!
FEMALE VOICE: For personal dryness upstairs, it's Salivex!
WOMEN #1: Wow! I can spit again!
FEMALE VOICE: Salivex is more than salive in a can. Salivex improves
consumption efficiency by 50%. No more half-way cures, like coasting your
throat in cooking oil, to have that extra piece of cake, or a bowl of
kitty litter!
FEMALE #2: After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet! It was
embarrassing. Now with Salivex, I can eat a whole box of crackers, or
lick my life partner's (STAMP COLLECTION) all night!
MALE: It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck
a (LOLLIPOP) for as long as I want!
FEMALE VOICE: Salivex tastes like your own saliva - that's because at
Salivex's state of the art production facilities, we use 'Salivation
Philanthropists', who make Salivex all day. Salivex, when it comes to
personal dryness upstairs, were deadly serious!
12:07 AM
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. NiCK!
2. Nicholas!
3. Small kid....
THREE SCREENNAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
dark3n
thetomatothatwentroar
metalnut (aha sounds damn weird but whatever)
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUTYOURSELF:
small-tiny-microscopic-close-to-non-existently sized
rather insensitive at times
Sometimes can't be bothered even if i notice it.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Small size
High blood pressure
Breast cancer(Thankfully it probably won't affect me haha)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
The day when everybody will hate me
Marriage
shortage of food
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Sweets!
Bed!
Food!
Water!
God!
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHTNOW:
Yf camp shirt
Shorts
undees (secret colour)
THREE BANDS IN YOUR PLAYLIST
Tokyo Kosei Wind orchestra(Super pro Classical band)
Iron Maiden(Super pro Rock band)
Deodato(Super pro Latin band)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
Majulah Singapura - rock version
Theatre Music(Classical)
ALL PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN SOUNDTRACKS! WOooW its so grand sounding!
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12MONTHS:
Guitaring
Tennis
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP :
Truthfullness
World peace! ahahahaha!
Fun! loads of it! loads and loads of it! More more more!
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
I am a good lier.
My previous sentence was a lie.
My previous sentence was a lie.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Hair
face
size -_-"
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Sleep well in a rainstorm on normal everyday occasions
Kill someone(even though i dreamt about it last night)
Finish up my food
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Gaming
Movies(Oh no i watched 5 movies in 1 week)
Badminton/tennis!
Making music!
opps thats 4 already. Nvm! its all the same right?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALBADLY RIGHT NOW:
Stop thinking about not having a date on valentines day...haha -_-"
Study real hard and get full marks for PS so that rekha will just shut up and buzz off, otherwise i'll stuff a big stick-pole into her head and force the juice out of her nostrills, followed by a neck breaking smack.
Be a good boy
THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:
Engineer
Loan shark
Bill gates
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Cyberspace
Japan
Korea
THREE KIDS NAMES:
ANDREW ANDREW ANDREW!!!!!!!!!! MY BLOG IS NOT LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Bungee
Sky dive
Both at the same time.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THISQUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
IAN I"M NOT A KUKU BIRDDDDDDDDDDDDd
SAMUEL TEO
Daiyan!!!!!!!!!
8:24 PM
Dear Diary,
My dad thinks i'm a lazy potato who doesn't exercise. Thats quite the truth. He also thinks i spend to much time not studying. In addition, he added how late i sleep. My mom slept through the dad-mom-son lecture. Hahahaha. After a few days of filling my cash stash, its back to school already.
Rekha has proven herself once again. No wonder she is the champion. As expected, she didn't give out the test papers. Ulterior reason being "I haven't marked your papers".
From the name rekha, you should know its not a chinese name. Which means no need to celebrate Chinese new year Whats more, the PS common test date was 4th feb 2005 at 11am-1230pm. Supposing the papers were finally put in the rekha-private-marking-room at 2pm, she would have
6days and 21 hrs = 165 hours = 9900 mins = 594000 secs
to mark all the crap. Oh, so you think i'm biased against her? Nah, i think not. Every of my other papers have already been marked, all except this Physiology systems paper!!
Anyhow, today was a fun day(i forgot to post this entry last night). Woke up because of a noisy dog and sis' chinese tution teacher combination. Almost wanted to kill my dog but i guess its too cute -_-"...also, my dog's too skinny to make soup. Then it was onto boring stuff like playing computer games(ha its not boring, really!) Mid-afternoon, my whole family gang went to visit my new aunt's house. Damn! so nice sia! Its big, its colourful and its beside an old folk's home. Weirdest part about the house is the upper level toilet. It has a toilet gallery, a toilet with walls that are made of transparent glass! Some of my cousins decided that it was a nice place to explore, thereafter climbing into the toilet. Upon seeing the first one in, my other super kanchong cousin followed suit, but instead of going in through the entrance, she tried to go through the glass, resulting in a collision and tons of retarted laughter.
Oh hey, tommorow its off to chruch. I really wonder, am i really suitable for cell-group IC?
11:32 PM
As the chinese new year season draws to a closing end, i sincerely hope all of you kids out there who ain't married are happy. I'm sure your parents/guardians were quite happy to meet up with families, catch up with each other and pay the kids to sit around and think about what they would splurge on later. Nevertheless, I spent an exorbitant amount of money recently, guess its got to end somewhere. Back to saving mode. I'm saving up all my Ang baos this year, breaking the NiCK tradition.
My cousins are so cute :P! My dad's side of the family are so interesting(weird in teenager's terms). Year after year, their gathering consist of Oldies(Beetles and stuff) and singing and more singing while we kids just sit around and :D with our cute little faces :D. Mom's family was quite closely too. Definitely a more practical family. Oh, and Carl, who is primary 3, owns a handphone and a laptop. what is the world coming too?! hahaha!
8:30 AM
Just hate it when your com fails right in front of ur big pinky face?
Spyware may invading your computer! Its a real nusiance to see popups poping up during your session of diablo2 or when you're watching a good little NC18 movie.
Get rid of spyware? Nick's suggestion: Spybot - search and destroy & Ad-aware, both downloadable from downloads.com
Just married...
If you think a crocodile is scary, consider rabbits as well.
The trendy barbie...gh3y!
Kids(including stupid old people who might do this), don't try this at home
4:06 PM
"Tommorow marks the beginning of a new future, a one of peace, prosperity and hope. It is a time of renewal, equality and freedom! "
Nick's prediction of Bush's speech. I wonder what happens when bush shaves off his bush.
Ole! Ole! Ole! Rejoice, for i spent some 40 dollars, on a pair of slippers! Big deal...
Ole! Ole! Ole! Rejoice, for i spent some 10 dollars, on a westwinds concert ticket pass!! Big deal...
Ole! Ole! Ole! Rejoice, for i spent some 24 dollars, on movie tickets,popcorn and IOUs!!! Big deal...
Ole! Ole! Ole! Rejoice, for i spent some 200 dollars, on a game debts which have not been settled!!!! Big deal...
Ole! Ole! Ole! Rejoice, for i spent some of my time, on this blog typing nonsense for the electronic box audience to read!!!!! Big deal...
With Chinese new year around the corner, what are all of you guys planning to do? Westwind community band decided it was time to introduce classics into the new year by playing new year songs medley for their encore. What a delight, to hear people laughing during the song. Who ever heard of the xing nian song with running notes and choral notes? I'm glad i did. Too bad, that was the only really nice song which i enjoyed. HAHA!
BBPC's Youth fellowship session was rather frolic. After an interesting auction bid/battle royal, 800 dollars for a tube-top and 400 dollars for a skirt(wasn't too bad, considering some spent 50 bucks on newspaper & 300 on a green rubber ball) was spent on britney's wardrobe. However, Britney had other plans : blue long sleeve shirt and jeans. I guess it was still a success. The whole point of the game, was for people to guess which "celebrity"(including william hung) you were representing. Thankfully, cross-dressing was prohibitated, for Nick happens to be the midget in mids of the skyscraping giants society.
11:25 PM
Hey guys, heres a story i made up about rekha and her stereo-type thinking. Read it to the end and give me some comments ok?
Once upon a time, there lived an evil 
who called herself Dr. Pillai Rekha. This evil has managed to take over the world of NP, right from the frontiers to the edge of sewerpipes. It was rumoured that she sold her soul to the 
.
Finally, the day came when all of man's super heros were mutilated, if not, driven crazy or into exile in the Rekha desert. All, but one remained. Will he/she/it have what it takes to overcome the wrath of ?
On an unpeaceful , misty evening, 
awoke himself abruptly in the ancient ruins of the PS Temple. Something was calling his name.
"Tomato! Tomato! Tomato!", whispered a creepy, eerie voice.
Duck pimples scaring his beautiful skin, quickly hid behind a gigantic stone statue of the once mighty super hero, 
Miss Monkey universe.
"Do not be afraid, it is I who has come to show you your destiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!", echoed the voice in the looming silence,"I am who,who am i, that is not important! But if you want to know, I am Miss Monkey universe, Sun Wukong's wife! I need you to seek out this evil and destroy her!"
Shocked and perified in his spot, began thinking as quickly as his little mind could take him. His first thoughts in a shinhan's accent were "WtF Miss Monkey universe is Sun Wukong's wife?! WtF!"
"How could i destroy this evil ???", stammered .
"That my friend, is a good question.", followed by a ''pop'' sound(indicating the departual of Miss Monkey universe)
So off went on his quest to destroy this evil . Upon arrival at the Rekha terrority, noticed something terribly wrong with her headquarters.
Instincts told to hide in the bushes in the bottom left corner of the headquarters and observe his enemy. It was then that he noticed a sign
.
Timid as he was, looked away, only to stare face first at 2 rekhian guards.
.
Diving head first into the bushes, pretended to be a real planted in the soil. Apparently successful, the guards did not persue the matter.
After a while, decided to risk his life by stealthily sneaking into the headquarters. Not wanting to be caught, thought of an ingenious plan(which really means its a plan out of stupidity) to get in without being spotted. Dressing up as a (where he got the costume is still a mystery to this day) , sneaked into the building.
It was rumoured that this evil was very very very rich. finally saw why.
.
Once again, using his wits, sneaked passed the shitters and headed for a room labelled "
". This had to be where she could be found, since big evil bosses on TV always played golf. It must be some kinda conspiracy between the media and .
Pushing the door open, blowing the challenger horn and gonging the challenger gong, summoned to a fight that would end everything. Either way, the winner would surely benefit.
And so the battle began, first as a series of verbal insults.
VS
"You didn't read your book, so you don't need help!" vs "You taught us wrong facts!
"You didn't do your homework, so you're gonna get 0!" vs "You didn't even teach us how to answer the question!"
"Oh, Ultimately it is you who will lose out, not me!" vs "You're just a selfish snubbed up lecturer who doesn't want to help us even when we ask you!!!!!!"
"Am i really that fat?" vs "Evidently!"
"Oh yes i think i am! Hahaha, thats a plus point!" vs "Especially for the chances of getting a heart attack!"
Very clear cut, we all know was the winner
Of course, the rules of the fight was
1. is always right.
2. If is wrong, refer to rule 1 for more information.
So, based on this, Rekha won.
"Its time to end this, ", roared the forever pridefu,l evil .
"Help help!",screamed in desperation,"I'm too young to go mad!!!!"
All of a sudden, some super being appeared. In a grand entrance, accompanied by the sounds of trumpets and horns and harps and a long red carpet,
transented down from the high levels.
"The principal AKA King of NP I am, defile another of my wonderful apprentice, you will not!. Be gone back into the darkness!"
Sidestepping,the evil dodged 's Power word attacks.
Quoting her already prepared speech,the evil spat,"Your words are weak, and ineffective. You are nothing more than a pawn of politics. I, on the other hand, a real professional doctor have been placed here to replace you! Be gone from my sight!"
With a swirl and rapid mouth movement, the evil sent flying out of the whole of the remaining story, but too slow to shut off the voice......
"Destroy , fallen to the darkside she has! Press the red dot you must! ARhhhHh!"
It was then, that noticed something else.
Seizing this opportunity, leaped forward for the reset button.
THE END
11:17 PM
