FEMALE VOICE: Do you have dry mouth?

WOMEN: I thure do!

FEMALE VOICE: It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates
your food.. But what happens when you run out of saliva?

WOMEN: Help me, I can't talk!

FEMALE VOICE: For personal dryness upstairs, it's Salivex!

WOMEN #1: Wow! I can spit again!

FEMALE VOICE: Salivex is more than salive in a can. Salivex improves
consumption efficiency by 50%. No more half-way cures, like coasting your
throat in cooking oil, to have that extra piece of cake, or a bowl of
kitty litter!

FEMALE #2: After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet! It was
embarrassing. Now with Salivex, I can eat a whole box of crackers, or
lick my life partner's (STAMP COLLECTION) all night!

MALE: It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck
a (LOLLIPOP) for as long as I want!

FEMALE VOICE: Salivex tastes like your own saliva - that's because at
Salivex's state of the art production facilities, we use 'Salivation
Philanthropists', who make Salivex all day. Salivex, when it comes to
personal dryness upstairs, were deadly serious!

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