There once was a man from Peru Who had a lot of growing up to do, He'd ring a doorbell, then run like hell, Until the owner shot him with a .22
There once was a man from York who picked his nose with a fork when it got stuck he cried "I don't give a f***" and walked around looking like a dork.
There once was this guy named Stan Who had some trouble being a man He wore a dress and high heels And drove a Chevrolet with pink wheels And soon Stan became a tran
