Science - Hot Air Balloon
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A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude".
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
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There were three men, a brunette, a red head and a blonde.
...one day the brunette said, "I am so sick of ham sandwiches! If my wife packs me this one more time, I'm going to jump off that cliff!"
The red head said that he was sick of his peanut butter sandwiches and if his wife packs it again then he is going to jump off the cliff too!
The blonde said the same, if he gets a sandwich again then he is going to jump off the cliff...
The next day they all got the SAME sandwich, so they all jumped off the cliff...
So all of the men's wives were crying and the bruntte's wife said that she was sorry and the red head's wife said that she was sorry
The blonde's wife said that she didn't know why he jumped off the cliff because he packed his own lunch!!!
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