the tomato.

9/26/2005

11:06 AM

9/20/2005

When i was young, i thought of dreaming to of growing up to be a pilot of a really fast plane. This plane would be so fast, it would probably burn fuel like a SR-71 and accelerate as fast as this one.

Her majesty, SR71

Now that i'm not that young, the closest i've been to flying is a flying simulator called X-plane. Oh hell, it was so boring. When flying from 1 country to another, they count it in hours!! I'm not gonna be caught piloting one of these 747 planes, spare me the torture. Then again, if i were to be having a bad day, i could fly the 747 upside down for no absolute reason causing all my passengers to nose bleed. Who cares...

When i was a younger, i thought of being the next Napolean. NO, I'm not refering to the pig in Animal farm.

Won't it be nice to be remembered for decades, despite having only controlling Europe for 15 years. No other figure, save Jesus Christ, has been the subject of more biographies than he has. He is the role model of what you would call a self-made man. Darn, i wish i had an army under me too, but i haven't reached the stage of holding a M16.

My internet is still down, like it has been for the past 16 days. At least there won't be a 17. The new modem is coming tomorrow at 6...it better be. I'm at Tony's house playing dota, its this really lame game with 1 objective: Destroy the building at the end. At least it beats sitting at home contesting with my dog in a Barking contest.

3:24 PM

9/03/2005 To nanda: HahAh the rekha thingy

This was last sem stuff haha

Once upon a time, there lived an evil

who called herself Dr. Pillai Rekha. This evil

has managed to take over the world of NP, right from the frontiers to the edge of sewerpipes. It was rumoured that she sold her soul to the

.

Finally, the day came when all of man's super heros were mutilated, if not, driven crazy or into exile in the Rekha desert. All, but one remained. Will he/she/it have what it takes to overcome the wrath of

?

On an unpeaceful , misty evening,

awoke himself abruptly in the ancient ruins of the PS Temple. Something was calling his name.

"Tomato! Tomato! Tomato!", whispered a creepy, eerie voice.

Duck pimples scaring his beautiful skin,

quickly hid behind a gigantic stone statue of the once mighty super hero,

Miss Monkey universe.

"Do not be afraid, it is I who has come to show you your destiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!", echoed the voice in the looming silence,"I am who,who am i, that is not important! But if you want to know, I am Miss Monkey universe, Sun Wukong's wife! I need you to seek out this evil

and destroy her!"

Shocked and perified in his spot,

began thinking as quickly as his little

mind could take him. His first thoughts in a shinhan's accent were "WtF Miss Monkey universe is Sun Wukong's wife?! WtF!"

"How could i destroy this evil

???", stammered

.

"That my friend, is a good question.", followed by a ''pop'' sound(indicating the departual of Miss Monkey universe)

So off

went on his quest to destroy this evil

. Upon arrival at the Rekha terrority,

noticed something terribly wrong with her headquarters.

Instincts told

to hide in the bushes in the bottom left corner of the headquarters and observe his enemy. It was then that he noticed a sign

.

Timid as he was,

looked away, only to stare face first at 2 rekhian guards.

.

Diving head first into the bushes,

pretended to be a real

planted in the soil. Apparently successful, the

guards did not persue the matter.

After a while,

decided to risk his

life by stealthily sneaking into the headquarters. Not wanting to be caught,

thought of an ingenious plan(which really means its a plan out of stupidity) to get in without being spotted. Dressing up as a

(where he got the costume is still a mystery to this day) ,

sneaked into the building.

It was rumoured that this evil

was very very very rich.

finally saw why.

.

Once again, using his wits,

sneaked passed the shitters and headed for a room labelled "

". This had to be where she could be found, since big evil bosses on TV always played golf. It must be some kinda conspiracy between the media and

.

Pushing the door open, blowing the challenger horn and gonging the challenger gong,

summoned

to a fight that would end everything. Either way, the winner would surely benefit.

And so the battle began, first as a series of verbal insults.

"You didn't read your book, so you don't need help!" vs "You taught us wrong facts!

"You didn't do your homework, so you're gonna get 0!" vs "You didn't even teach us how to answer the question!"

"Oh, Ultimately it is you who will lose out, not me!" vs "You're just a selfish snubbed up lecturer who doesn't want to help us even when we ask you!!!!!!"

"Am i really that fat?" vs "Evidently!"

"Oh yes i think i am! Hahaha, thats a plus point!" vs "Especially for the chances of getting a heart attack!"

Very clear cut, we all know

was the winner
Of course, the rules of the fight was
1.

is always right.
2. If

is wrong, refer to rule 1 for more information.

So, based on this, Rekha won.

"Its time to end this,

", roared the forever pridefu,l evil

.

"Help help!",screamed

in desperation,"I'm too young to go mad!!!!"

All of a sudden, some super being appeared. In a grand entrance, accompanied by the sounds of trumpets and horns and harps and a long red carpet,

transented down from the high levels.

"The principal AKA King of NP I am, defile another of my wonderful apprentice, you will not!. Be gone back into the darkness!"

Sidestepping,the evil

dodged

's Power word attacks.

Quoting her already prepared speech,the evil

spat,"Your words are weak, and ineffective. You are nothing more than a pawn of politics. I, on the other hand, a real professional doctor have been placed here to replace you! Be gone from my sight!"

With a swirl and rapid mouth movement, the evil

sent

flying out of the whole of the remaining story, but too slow to shut off the voice......

"Destroy

, fallen to the darkside she has! Press the red dot you must! ARhhhHh!"

It was then, that

noticed something else.

Seizing this opportunity,

leaped forward for the reset button.

THE END

9:20 AM