People say pictures paint a thousand words. Are you an idiot? Don't believe that crap, do you see a thousand words in my picture? You must be freaking retard to believe that tripe.
I decided to be in tune with my natural self: the geek NiCk truely is.
See, NiCK the Geek! Rhymes too!
Therefore NiCK is surely a geek.
Smart people want to be bookworms. Bookworms are non-creative people. they can't even think of a nice name for themself. BOOK WORM? WTH stupid name. WHY NOT BE SOMETHING COOL LIKE BOOK DUDE!.
My ordeal to become the world's first creative booker, i formulated a step by step sequencial guide. Please do follow it, it works.
Step 1: Be one with the book Step 2: Think like a book Step 3: Look like a book Step 4: Be the book
Now that i've metamorphasised into a book, i get to be hugged by some warm book worm(stupid kid hasn't upgraded himself into a book dude yet). Books are driving me mad! F*** YOU BOOK! YOU MAKING NICK GO INSANE!
2 days of HELL(excluding loads of dota sessions) with no drama, no outing. LOADS OF ANXIETY. Worst of all, stupid book, your friend Miss Exams is forcing me to read you!
Whats wrong with you bloody book? ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE YOU WANT NiCK TO SCRIBBLE STUFF ON YOU IN BROWN(usually i write in pink, its the pen where the ink always flows out the best regardless of brand)?
BOOK, WHY CAN'T YOU PAR-CARD WITH Miss EXAMs and give mE A BETTA LIFE? I Won't MIND IF YOU WERE A CUTE LITTLE CUTTING BOOK WITH PICTURES OF MONEY INSIDE!!!!!!!!!
ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF AM I WRITING @#&^*#@&#@
People say pictures paint a thousand words. Are you an idiot? Don't believe that crap, do you see a thousand words in my picture? You must be freaking retard to believe that tripe.