the tomato.

4/23/2006

I didn't go for church today. Thats bad.

3:48 PM

4/21/2006

I wasn't feeling well today. Woke up early, despite having forgotten to set my NiCK alarm the previous night. The sickness overwhelmed my horrid will power and i went back to bed.

So i was late for school, the first time in 1 month. 1.5 hours late wasn't too bad.

Total waste of time today. All i did was sleep, molest my project partner, smack Matt's head with a file repeatedly for at least 30 times and draw some stupid looking man on the whiteboard.

OK, it wasn't really a total waste of time. i spent 0.5 out of the 7 hours eating. Eating is important. It keeps you in shape to fight crime and/or commit them. It gives you the strength to eat more food to give you more strength to fight crime and/or commit them.

And maybe just a few minutes of website making. The purpose of the website was seriously DUMB.

I won't even call it a website, its not even on the web. Its only avaliable throught Ngee Ann Poly's intranet. Essentially, you'll only get to access it by connecting wireless to Ngee ann's seriously over-protected wireless system. No outsider can see it. Web indeed.

If you think its not that bad, intranet-website still sounds like a really confusing word, i'll go over to your house and peck your eyes out. The only PURPOSE of the website is to let the lazy teachers see your project in colours. They won't need to ask ,"NiCK, copy paste ur project into my thumbdrive can?". All they'll do is click some link and they get the same thing.

Seriously waste of human resource. You need to leave the ethernet hub(that stupid machine that requires a plugged in plug to generate a network) on which generates heat and burns away all the remaining dinosaur skeletons(fossil fuel) in existence.

So i went for band after a fulfilling day. My fingers and tongue didn't obey me. Its as if they belonged to my shadow and decided to rebel and go on strike. I've just proven i'm really sick.

Left half way to meet my little cousins. We met at 9++ for a little supper at swensons. I guess the foods were yummy. Funny peoples my cousins were. I'll prove it.

We took loads of pictures. LOADS. Not using my VGA camera phone of course. Most of them looked weird. Weird cause we gave funny faces or didn't look at the camera etc, not because we truely are weirdos from saturn.

Heres the best picture in my opinion.

Kevin's going for NS tomorrow. Sayonara to head hair. At least he won't run out of male company(in case he ever needs any that is). haha ok i'm just kidding.

Nette's taller than me. That ain't good, that ain't good. One day i'll invent hovershoes. They'll work the same way as a hovercraft, just more stylo looking of course.

12:16 AM

4/18/2006

Weapon: Cresent Staff ----------- http://thottbot.com/?i=2803 ------------- WC Quest reward

Head: Enchanter's Cow ----------- http://thottbot.com/?i=38437 ------------ Tailoring

Shoulder: Batwing Mantle -------- http://thottbot.com/?i=13630 ------------ Razorfen Kraul(blind hunter rare spawn)

Chest: Robes of Arugal ---------- http://thottbot.com/?i=3457 ------------- Shadowfang Keep (Archmage Arugal drop)

Waist: Belt of Arugal ----------- http://thottbot.com/?i=4193 ------------- Shadowfang Keep (archmage Arugal drop)

Legs: Azure Silk Pants ---------- http://thottbot.com/?i=1211 ------------- Tailoring

Feet: Spidersilk Boots ---------- http://thottbot.com/?i=38558 ------------ Tailoring

Wrist: ???

Hands: ???

5:02 PM

IF MEN RULED

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too.

St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

Garbage would take itself out.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Two words..."Ally McNaked".

When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!".

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

Korean Dramas wouldn't exist.

Nagging would end you up in jail.

Teachers and students would share equal status for the next 10 years. Then it'll revert back.

Banks would dispense money whenever needed.

Occassional studying required on weekends.

1:58 PM

1:54 PM

4/03/2006

Here i sit in an enclosed room with kids deeply engrossed in their private thoughts. Some are probably just wasting time, others are densely stuck in work. Where do you think i am?

Your mind is an important aspect of life. Sometimes, its even more important than your body.

If my brain becomes soggy, yet my body has tons of muscles and its the perfect compilation of a body every guy wants, i rather die.

I think my mind is overly-programmed by the nonsense of this world. Civilisation is far to "civilised" now a days.

Its crazy, your mind needs to get a degree to be employed. Want to get more money to buy food to feed your mind, you needa get a phD.

I heard that road cleaners are now called some sort of engineer. When i grow old, i'll open a school that teaches people the arts of farting.

Wats the world coming to.

I haven't really got any point to talk about, write about..... just random babbles.

I've been having loads loads loads of band, super overload already. Kinda suffering, every other day after. As much as i love playing my clarinet, i really rather laze around doing absolutely nothing.

Maybe i'll just die without music too, but too much is definitely a NoNo for me.

Yes, i'm in only 1 band. Ngee Ann Poly Band or NPCB for short. I'd say its a nice place, especially so if you're a pretty girl. Thank god this band doesn't have too much clique issues.

We just had a much needed outing. 22 of us NPCB kias went to ubin to cycle. It was quite fun, even though we went off early...due to a ultra spoiler: Rain.

Here's the new PAP group. I hope i dun get sent to court just for writing this statement.

As long as you're above 18, you're liable. Ok then. Cannot write about what i dun like about singapore.

Freedom indeed.

1:16 PM