I like Xiaxue's blog. Its just full of plain nonsense that actually makes sense!
Its like being able to prove shit is a good alternative to actual proper food. Rather than buy food, why not just get ur nutrition from your friend's shit?
You go to the toilet to eject shit. Now heres the tricky part. Instead of shitting into an oval shaped bowl, you stuff a tube with lubricant up your ass to prevent wastage of shit.
When u complete your business, you wrap up for the day and collect your pay from the toilet bowl machine.
Then the toilet bowl machine removes bacteria, clears up the smell and cooks the food.
Someone comes along, buys your shit for a fixed price.
The market square no longer is Orchard Road. Its now more convinent. Anywhere you want it to be.
People meet up to go toilet together. No longer would "2 guys asking each other to go toilet together" sound like some cliche gay method of asking for oral.
New, creative catch phrases for financial trading will be developed.
Let dude, wassup in the toilet?
or Hows the shit coming out? Fast? Slow? Or just constipated?
