Ahha i see the shit's been well recieved. So i thought i'll actually think some proper shit up and shit it all over the big shiny box.
Shit is like fu*k. It has so many forms. You can use it in many many instances. Like for example:
1. You piece of shit from Mel Phin(myammarish for monkey's ass).
Or
2. You shitted into the urinal.
Combining 1 and 2 to form equation 3, you get:
3. You shitted into the urinal you piece of shit!
There's even a past-tense!
4. You shat in the urinal just now.
It can be used to swear too!
5. Shit! I accidentally pee-ed (no offense pei yi aka pee!) on my pants.
Better still, you can combine it with other swear words to form a chain!
6. You F**king Shit! You pee-ed on your f**king pants!
1 Major advantage Shit has over F*** is that if you say shit in public, its ok. If you say F***, your boss is gonna start screwing around with u.
Back to my shitting machine from the previous post.
Toilets won't be divided by girl and guy sections. Rather, a new system based on peeing and shitting would be invented.
There won't be any discrimination anymore (usually girls say males belittle females too much). You now get to share the toilet with each other. Then the girls sure complain. Guy's aiming not good...etc.etcetc.
So, we have urinals at one side for guys and special peeing devices for girls. The pissing device specially for girls have not been invented yet. But it doesn't matter, this is only a hypothesis.
In case the seat is yellowish due to insensitive guys, maybe these devices would require u to put 10 cents in if its really dirty. This 10cents would activate an automatic cleaner that flushes fluids and sprays the seat with some soap solution. Then it would provide you with a clean piece of plastic with a hole in the middle for a lady to piss through.
Its not ridiculous, not all girl's toilet would be clean would it?(actually i don't even know, i don't ever recall entering a lady's toilet to check for cleaniness)
The other section for shitting would consist 2 types of machines. The Shit dispenser/cooking machines and the machine that pays u for every gram of shit u produce.
It would be a square of activity. People gather together over a piece of shitty bread to chat. It'll help ngee ann poly's seriously overcrowded canteen's issue, especially during lunch hours.
Who knows, this might even come through. Look at what the government has done, they are making New Water from shit.
We're in a new age already. I'm sure cars would behave much like Harriers & Helicopters soon. They'll be flying around. City buildings would be a few hundred stories tall.
Who really knows, Food Shit machines might soon be invented!!!
