Some Malay faggots threw Eggs into my room at 3am.
Now the windows are stained with dried, hardened egg yolk and white. As if that wasn't bad enough, its on the outer side of the window facing the rest of the world. That means i can't really reach it properly.
Even the metal, rusting blinds kanna-ed. I can't clean it either, cause the liquid's hardened, and water will just cause the egg to rush more.
These well-brought up kids deserve to get a treat. If i know who they are, i'll gonna harden the egg onto their pubic hair and make them scrub their groin. I'll even help them enlarge their dick if they want, for free.
ARH @#^%&^%&@#
Ah nevermind, its already happened.
Has it got to do with the world cup? I don't know, and i don't care either. Maybe they should invent egg soccer for the sissies.
