Guess whose back! NiCK's back in the house with loads of wiggles and cool shit.
In case any of you jackass-es didn't know, I was in perth you (australian slang) cunts! hhahha opps.
Australia r0cks!!! WEI!!!!!!
I didn't bring a camera along (firstly because i don't own a proper one and secondly, the cameras i have suck. I rather use them as fuel for cars than as cameras) so there ain't no pictures to post yet.
Ok i lied about having no pictures to post yet. Heres 1 picture for you to preview.
If you want more peekchures, you can come back another day. Maybe i'll upload if i feel like it.
This place is for the dead aussie war heros. The People in the foreground are blocking the BBQ pit behind them.
Ah yes this is the BBQ pit i'm talking about. Good day mate!!!
Ok. Then we went to Rocking Ham Senior High School, the place where the food from the BBQ pit is sent to.
Tomorrow then write story. Bye KIDS
3:52 PM
9/10/2006
just testing the skin made by le raindrop. i think the size of her right-brain is like a big puddle whle the left seems smaller than the pisai from my nose.
1:58 AM
9/07/2006 Work work
My first real job: its a mixture of slack and sleep. Quite ironic, at first i thought i'll be buzy learning stuff that theory cannot teach. Well, i sure am seeing one side of the real world. If there's no business, there ain't no work.
The rest of my department is having a meeting with the big boss. But I don't have to attend it, which makes me feel kinda left out. Anyhow, i won't say anything the boss doesn't want to hear, as long as i'm taking this module called "industrial attachment programme".
On the fourth day morning of "seriously-just-give-me-some-work-and-i'll-do-it-please!!!! I-want-work-give-me-something-to-do" situation, here NiCK is, typing all sort of junk.
I don't know whether i should call colleagues colleagues or friends or both at the same time. My "service" department deals with repairing equipment (yawnz). Lucky us, the repairing of equipment doesn't happen in the office. So far i've gone to SGH 2x,Alexander hospital, NIE and NTU. Not bad for a first week, that is IF you look at it from the 3rd person view.
I feel stupid getting paid 500 bucks when i'm not even doing $1 worth of work. But since they are willing to pay me, i gladly accept. Everybody needs money! I spend $5 on transport a day. Seriously. 18 MRT-stops from my house to the most accessible mrt station from office. Thats only 1 way. Imagine when i have to go to NTU or NIE or any other place with bio-medical electronics. I hope they invent a teleporting machine specially for me. I won't mind a chaffeur in a lambo gallardo or diablo or anything lambolic either =D
My class is full of horny guys or more simply, men. I think if they get worked here, they'll be quite satisfied. Superficially, i guess the 1st level of appearance is like damn good lah. Too bad they're all a tinny winny bit old. Like 30 or something. One of my colleagues gave me the impression he's at most 2 or 3 years older than me turned out to be 28. I kinda got a shock. If you saw the look on my face, you'll probably give me at least $50 to reanimate the situation. I don't do this type of requests though.
Too bad this computer doesn't have infra-red or bluetooth...i might just be able to take some pictures. Then again, the only picture i took so far is me being a test patient for some silly machine that cost a bomb, but doesn't do anything much. Maybe seriously, one day i will make a shit machine that converts manure into energy. Then i'll win a noble prize after my lifetime in shitology, the field of making money from waste.
I don't think i wanna be in this servicing line when i grow up. I rather sell the equipment. That actually sounds fun! Like i will get to convince people to buy stuff they never will use. For example, an ice-cream machine that runs purely on shit. Or a toilet-paper dispenser. Or an anus hole massager. Or better, a machine that helps u do everything. Aiya whatever.
9:25 AM
9/04/2006
tagged by the raindrop.
Name 11 people you can think of right now in your head. *three of which must be the opposite sex *After that tag at least 5 people to do this.
1. The raindrop woman 2. Nan Devil 3. Benedictionary the gay 4. Tony Kirkrik 5. Sam Ho 6. Sam Teo 7. Brian 8. Melinda 9. Hui Fen 10. Terence 11. Terence's big boob girlfriend
1. How did you meet 10? Me Sec school retarded friend xD. r0x0rZz dude
2.What would you do if you never met 2? Then no class outings and no floor ball sticks to throw around in class and nobody to bully in class and no one to complain to about how RnB sucks xD
3.What would you do if 9 and 11 dated? Brockback moutain. I seriously dun give a damn.
4.Do you like 7? He's a nice chum. But i'm not gay.
5.would 5 and 6 make a good couple? No. I don't think so at least
6.Describe 3. He's a punk! HAHHA my goody buddy in band.
7.Do you think 8 is attractive? Er... Ok lah.
8.Tell me something about 9. SHhe's crazy about people's dimples.
10.Whats 5's favourite things? Gossipping and having tea with her friends.
11.What would you do if 10 confesses he/she likes you. I'm not gay. But i dun mind.
12.What language does 6 speak? Sexy-ly
13.Who is 9 going out with? I dunnoe. I think she's single
14. How old is 8 now? damn old. Same as me. 19
15.When was the last time you talked to 1? I've never talked to her before. She's a stalker who stalks me to the graves cause she's super in love with me. hahah. I dunnoe, some hours ago.
16.What is 2's favourite band/singer? Rihanna. Aiya all those RnB. YuCKs
17.Would you ever date 7? Seriously, this is a repeat of the previous question. Brokeback mountain sucks
18.Would you ever date 11? Nope, Cause she belongs to terence.
19.Have you ever seen 8 naked? Save me save me, i'm choking on my own eye sap.
People whom you want to pass this on: The first 5 people in my list. Especially the first one.