My first real job: its a mixture of slack and sleep. Quite ironic, at first i thought i'll be buzy learning stuff that theory cannot teach. Well, i sure am seeing one side of the real world. If there's no business, there ain't no work.
The rest of my department is having a meeting with the big boss. But I don't have to attend it, which makes me feel kinda left out. Anyhow, i won't say anything the boss doesn't want to hear, as long as i'm taking this module called "industrial attachment programme".
On the fourth day morning of "seriously-just-give-me-some-work-and-i'll-do-it-please!!!! I-want-work-give-me-something-to-do" situation, here NiCK is, typing all sort of junk.
I don't know whether i should call colleagues colleagues or friends or both at the same time. My "service" department deals with repairing equipment (yawnz). Lucky us, the repairing of equipment doesn't happen in the office. So far i've gone to SGH 2x,Alexander hospital, NIE and NTU. Not bad for a first week, that is IF you look at it from the 3rd person view.
I feel stupid getting paid 500 bucks when i'm not even doing $1 worth of work. But since they are willing to pay me, i gladly accept. Everybody needs money! I spend $5 on transport a day. Seriously. 18 MRT-stops from my house to the most accessible mrt station from office. Thats only 1 way. Imagine when i have to go to NTU or NIE or any other place with bio-medical electronics. I hope they invent a teleporting machine specially for me. I won't mind a chaffeur in a lambo gallardo or diablo or anything lambolic either =D
My class is full of horny guys or more simply, men. I think if they get worked here, they'll be quite satisfied. Superficially, i guess the 1st level of appearance is like damn good lah. Too bad they're all a tinny winny bit old. Like 30 or something. One of my colleagues gave me the impression he's at most 2 or 3 years older than me turned out to be 28. I kinda got a shock. If you saw the look on my face, you'll probably give me at least $50 to reanimate the situation. I don't do this type of requests though.
Too bad this computer doesn't have infra-red or bluetooth...i might just be able to take some pictures. Then again, the only picture i took so far is me being a test patient for some silly machine that cost a bomb, but doesn't do anything much. Maybe seriously, one day i will make a shit machine that converts manure into energy. Then i'll win a noble prize after my lifetime in shitology, the field of making money from waste.
I don't think i wanna be in this servicing line when i grow up. I rather sell the equipment. That actually sounds fun! Like i will get to convince people to buy stuff they never will use. For example, an ice-cream machine that runs purely on shit. Or a toilet-paper dispenser. Or an anus hole massager. Or better, a machine that helps u do everything. Aiya whatever.
