Yay, first 2 weeks in tekong resort wasn't too bad.
On one side, was the sea. Imagine waking up with sea-smelling wind blowing at your face. Just imagine the waves crashing against the shores just 10m away.
Imagine.
Turning clockwise 90 degrees, the ferry terminal carrying more guest to and fro. Sometimes, if you listen carefully, you can even hear the excitement these ferry-takers give off when they board the ferry.
Just down the lane, there is a girl bunk for those in need of eye-candy. Don't ask for too much, not only is the girl quantity miserable, the girl qualities aren't much better. Don't however assume that the previous statement is absolute, when there is a shortage, some men settle for anything available. Afterall, what is there to lose?
Hungry in the middle of the day? Not to worry, just a few steps away lies the best and only food paradise in the area. You don't need to decide what to get, the staff have already taken the liberty to choose for you. They always make sure you get the best nourishment possible.
Everyday activities await you when you awake, ensuring you never ever get bored. There's a gym downstairs with pictures of men and women with in proportionate muscles to inspire you on rainy days.
Once in a while, there is this terrifying walk that cause many men's legs to wobble. Not to worry, your instructors even include sarcasm to help you persist through the pain.
So sign up now for the Tekong 2 year experience! Best of all, you get paid while eating free food, having a free room and free beds and pillows. However, once you begin, there's no way you can quit halfway.
